The names of our days of the week were originally based on pagan mythology, but they haven't made sense for many many centuries. We deserve to have names of the days that make sense.
| Old School | New School | Nuspelynh |
|---|---|---|
| Monday | Oneday | Wxndei |
| Tuesday | Twoday | Tudei |
| Wednesday | Threeday | Thridei |
| Thursday | Fourday | Fordei |
| Friday | Fiveday | Faivdei |
| Saturday | Sixday | Syksdei |
| Sunday | Sevenday | Sevyndei |
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